Sunday, May 8, 2011

A Message from 'Young-Money'

Hello Students!  
Hola estudiantes
Привет студенты!   
こんにちは学生 
안녕하세요 학생!
!שלום תלמידים 


To Ms. Skiffington's finest students, 

My, my it’s been quite some time since we’ve last seen one another – I hope this letter finds you all doing extremely well, enjoying school, working hard, and being super kind to your fabulous teachers and lunch ladies.

It has been three months since I left the comforts of being the coolest substitute teacher at Westfield High School and headed 6,000 miles East, to Kiryat Ata, Israel (Key-ree-at, At-ah) to once again become a student.


I came to Israel knowing almost no Hebrew; I couldn’t count to ten, I wasn’t sure how to ask for directions or order a pizza, and I could not read the language at all, not a single word. To say I was lost when I first got here is an understatement.

I literally got lost riding the buses from Tel Aviv to Kiryat Ata and ended up lugging my luggage around a small neighborhood on a dark, cold, and rainy night. Great symbolism huh??

Tired, wet, and scared it seemed hopeless. I kept asking myself, WHY would I come here? Was taking on this challenge worth it? I mean COME ON! Most of this world speaks English anyway, I don’t need to learn another language. Right?

WRONG!
 

A fruit vendor named Eli who spoke English, Hebrew, and Arabic saved me that fateful night. Seeing I was hungry and lost he gave me an orange, called me a taxi, and let me know if I could get through being this lost on my first night in a foreign country, it could only get better. Just like that everything was fine once again. I was ready to try my hand at living in a foreign land.

BUT WHY did I want to do this? Many people at home called me crazy, there are people who still say I’m crazy, and if I remember correctly some of you all even told me I was crazy!

I came here because I wanted to challenge myself, to see first hand what this amazing world has to offer, and truly experience how different it really is to jump out of your comfort zone and place yourself in a foreign country, with no idea what lies ahead. 

Yup, you’re all right, I am crazy.

Believe it or not, when I was deciding if I should pursue teaching or go on this trip – it was talking with many of you that gave me the confidence to give it a shot.

Your advice on how to go about learning a foreign language, the importance of being patient. that it’s not only the classroom where you will learn; but the stores, restaurants, and listening to people on the streets which are just as important. The personal stories of hardship and triumph you shared with me, and your patience as I tried to learn words in your native tongue proved to me that this would all be worth it.
 
So to you all I say thank you!

It has been an astonishing adventure thus far and I wanted to take a few moments, and fill you all in on some of it.

I live up in northern Israel in a place called Kibbutz Romat Yohanan, twenty minutes north of the famous port city Haifa. A kibbutz is a self sufficient community, which is ran collectively and dedicated to the principle that production work and domestic work are of equal value. Simply put, it is a community where everyone works together for the good of the Kibbutz – everyone here is considered equal, and everyone is paid the same amount despite whatever your job may be. The Kibbutz president earns the same amount as the person who washes the dinner dishes!! 

We have our own dining hall, laundry mat, hair salon, gasoline station, super market and a farm chock full with cows, chickens, horses and peacocks. There are Fish ponds and enormous fruit fields. There’s a plastics factory that distributes plastic and PVC goods across the world. A nursing home for the elderly and schools for all ages, babies up to high school. Safe to say, we have everything we need to be a self sustaining community right here. 

There are just over 800 people who live on the Kibbutz -- a collection of people both born here in Israel and immigrants from all over the world. 

I live with 44 other people who are all in the same work-study program with me. You want to talk about diversity? The 44 people I live with represent thirteen countries and speak seven different languages. 
The ladies and gentlemen I live with come from; Argentina, Columbia, Venezuela, France, England, The United States of America, Canada, Japan, South Africa, Russia, Bulgaria, Australia, and Ukraine.   
Until I came here I never sat a dinner table where I asked for the salt in Spanish, the ketchup in Russian, and the bread in Japanese. How crazy it is!

A typical week here consists of going to class for three days, and working the other three. When I’m not busy learning how to read and write Hebrew, I spend my my time working as a cook. It is quite a challenge cooking for 44 people of all different ethnicities – but I promise you this, the American Classic, Sloppy Joe is well received by every nation – and no one can say no to a chocolate cake, trust me. 

Cooking for the masses and talking to thirteen other nationalities is just one of the many daily challenges.

As many of you forewarned me there would be numerous challenges and uncomfortable situations that come with moving over to a foreign land. Thanks for the heads up, but I do believe it’s safe to say that one can never be fully prepared to confront all of the situations that present themselves.

Luckily though, despite my first night being lost – and the few other times I’ve ended up somewhere I wasn’t supposed to – most of my troubles have been humorous, or at least great learning experiences :)

Because a kosher diet restricts meat and cheese together you have to search long and hard here for a Pizza Hut Meat Lovers pizza – instead I usually find my topping options to be corn, olives, mushrooms, or tomato and onions (gross). And good luck if you want to eat a cheeseburger :( 


Weekends here begin Friday afternoon and end Saturday night -- only 1.5 days -- not a full 2 days like in America. 

Israel ranks top ten in the world for cigarette smokers per ca pita. It is not uncommon to sit next to a cigarette smoker anywhere in this land, and it’s not uncommon to see kids as young as 15 smoking -- gross!

A french-fries vending machine, don't see those in the states!
My grasp on the Hebrew language is still in the beginning stages, so it’s always awkward/funny when a young child or elderly adult on the streets ask me a simple question and then looks into my eyes and says. “OH you’re American.” This happens less frequently now as my Hebrew is getting better!

Because fruits and vegetables are grown right here on the kibbutz, I have the luxury of getting to eat fresh fruits and vegetables with every meal. A much-welcomed turn of events from my old eating habits of Oreo's and Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich.

Sports over here are no where near as important as they are in the USA – that is, other than soccer. Like most countries (other then America) soccer is the king sport. It’s always on TV and dominates the local newspaper, so if you don’t like soccer you are fresh out of luck.


Hebrew reads from right to left, unlike English. 

We have no Starbucks but we do have Dominoes Pizza and McDonald's -- although neither is as fatty or delicious as the American version, I don’t have a car so I take public transportation everywhere -- taxis, trains, buses and even occasionally I hitch hike. We use Shekels instead of dollars, I live with people who are getting ready to join the Israeli Army instead of continue their travels or find a job after our time here is up, Coca-Cola uses real sugar and is served in a glass bottle, dogs and cats run freely all over Israel, there are security checks before you go into any establishment, and despite what you may read or hear in the news I have never once not felt unsafe at any point anywhere in this country. 

Heck, I could list off the differences and challenges I face over here but I won’t – you all are very much aware of what it’s like to be in a new country, and living each day not truly knowing what to expect! 

My respect for each and every one of you is higher then it’s ever been, I always "knew" it was difficult adjusting to life in a new country; but, now I KNOW the difficulties and challenges it entails. I hope you will all continue to strive toward greatness both at Westfield High School and beyond, and know that you will all reach great heights as long as you never stop striving to keep learning!

As for me I’m not sure what I’ll be doing after my travels in Israel come to an end; maybe I’ll be off to Asia or Europe, I hear Nepal is gorgeous, South America has always intrigued me and there is much to see in South Africa. Maybe I’ll just roam around Rome or head on home to the good ole U.S.A. I’ve taken your advice before, I would be much obliged to take it again! Let me know if you have any suggestions on where to go, or if you have any questions about anything I could help answer, it would be my privilege. Send me an e-mail at SAYoungberg@gmail.com if you have suggestions or questions!

Your friend,

Sean...I mean Mr. Youngberg....I mean Young $ Money.





 

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Shalom Shaaaalom

Why hello there! Oh I'm doing fine, yourself? Everything here Israeli good. Yes, yes I know it has been quite some time since we've last blogged with one another. Well what the heck are we waiting for? I know you can't stop wondering what's going on in the life of your favorite Jewish friend, so let's get to it!

The Bahai Gardens in Haifa
The last three weeks have been quite an adventure; trips to Jerusalem, Haifa, and Akko (Acre) are just a few different fantastic places I've taken a day trip to. There was the high holy holiday of Purim -- which was celebrated continuously over five days of partying. Twice a week I'm still taking Yoga classes, and as of last Tuesday I began military training -- yelp! Don't get all panic-attacky on me, there's no mandatory military service, just a way to get my scrawny ass in shape. I had (and passed) my first Hebrew test, and when I'm not racking my brain studying I am honing my chef skills three days a week.

And as of Monday I'm in first place in the ATO NCAA March Madness bracket -- it won't last much longer, thank you very much Notre Dame and Pittsburgh -- but it's nice to be months removed from the last college basketball game I've seen and be beating all you suckers. 

Three weeks back our Ulpan took a day trip to Yad Vashem -- the national Holocaust memorial here in Israel. For anyone of any faith it is a place to come and visit. It is an incredibly moving and emotionally draining experience -- but the beauty of the memorial is that even through all of the countless atrocities that took place against the Jewish people, homosexuals, Gypsies, Russians, Christians, and everyone else that had their life stripped away from them in the Holocaust is that there is hope that good will over come evil. But we must never forget what happened just 70 years ago.

Alrighty then, now that we've got the not so happy update out of the way let's get to the cheerful news. I never thought there could ever be a holiday better than Halloween -- I mean free candy while dressing up in outrageous costumes and getting to be out until 10 on a school night -- come on let's get serious, that's the good life.

Purim legends: Gay biker, "Sesame Street," Groove-Shark, Hippie, and Mr. T
Than I discovered Purim in Israel and my mind exploded.

Unlike Halloween, Purim is a holiday with real meaning. The celebration that commemorates the deliverance of the Jewish people from the ancient Persian Empire from complete annihilation at the hands of Haman.

How do you celebrate Purim? Why is it THAT much better then Halloween?

Well, you get dressed up in any costume your heart desires -- but here's the catch -- instead of candy, you drink, you drink until you can't drink anymore but than when you think you've reached your limit and there's no possible way you can stomach one more Vodka and Red Bull -- you drink some more.

Here at Kibbutz Romat Yohanan we celebrated with a 70's disco theme, had a marvelous dance floor that lit up, and later in the night Elvis showed up and performed for every one (despite not being time appropriate or singing any Elvis songs, but HEY) and without getting into any hilarious or embarrassing details -- it's safe to say I was the undisputed mayor of Dunski Town.

I guess the real question is MOM why we weren't celebrating Purim when I was growing up?

As for Yoga classes, day trips, becoming a master chef, and learning Hebrew there will be more blog entries on the way. For now I leave you with this and hope that the three or four thousand of you loyal fans reading this that you find yourself in great spirits and good health.

Loveeeeeee you.

Sean

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Drum Circle Extravaganza!

One of the many perks of living on a Kibbutz Ulpan are the hands-on cultural experiences you get to be an intricate part of. Whether it's making Israeli Macaroni and Cheese, exploring the ancient Biblical landscape, learning (and failing) to flirt in a foreign language, or playing in a drum circle each day has a new curve-ball to throw at you.

SPEAKING OF DRUM CIRCLES, two Wednesdays ago the Kibbutz drum clan came to play for and with us. Here is a video for your viewing and listening 'pleasure' I would put up more videos for you but apparently the internet here is ran by a goat walking in circles and it could take weeks for another video to upload.

More updates to come soon -- as soon as I get a new camera and fix my video camera -- sigh.

Pretend I'm not the man for one second






 


לילה טוב !

שון 

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Noteworthy Turn of Events

The last time my body was in this much pain I was sitting in an emergency room with a wrist like Jell-O.

Don't worry I'm currently in one piece.

Lord knows I haven't been this high on life since I was in California...and this time it's legal.

No mom I am not doing drugs. 

I'm not sure at any point in my life I have ever been surrounded by this many beautiful women. Not even in the wildest of unspeakable dreams.

Sigh.

That's right ya'll, I'm taking Yoga classes.

And nope, I can't even use the excuse that I'm doing it for a girl.

Ever since I set the Virginia Run Elementary School "record" for most pathetic sit and reach score (-3) it has been a personal goal to one day be able to touch my toes. Dream big.

When I packed my bags and moved over to Israel a few weeks back I took it upon myself to 'go all out' each day, to take full advantage of all this world has to offer, even if that means twisting my body into a pretzel and pulling muscles I didn't know existed until last night. 

I understand that yoga is no new phenomenon and yes, I could have stayed in Centreville and taken Yoga classes, but they wouldn't have been in Hebrew would they?!

For 250 shekels I'll be joining Madam Orli and her magical world of Yoga twice a week in hopes to obtain one dream, while living out another.

Now if you'll excuse me I must continue my formation into a middle aged woman and head to my weekly Jewish dance lessons.

אהבה, שון

Thursday, February 24, 2011

So a South African walks into a bar...

One of the many "joys" when you live in close quarters with 45 people from 18 countries speaking eight different languages are the many fascinating cultural lessons you get each and every day.

For instance Russians don't shower daily, British people still hold a disdain for Americans, and the Spanish spoke in Argentina is quite different from the Spanish spoken in Venezuela and Cuba.

But maybe least importantly people from South Africa find these videos fascinating....and so do I. btei'avon!

Life is Life by Laibach 

The South African Vanilla Ice

תיהנו!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

A Day in Tel-Aviv

With a few days of freedom on my hands before work and class get rolling into full gear, it was time for an adventure to explore this wonderful country. But where to go....where to go...how about a day exploring the New York City of Israel, off to experience the city of Tel-Aviv! 
 
McDonald's: The official hangover breakfast wherever in the world you are.    

 
Tel-Aviv skyscrapers

A memorial statue of some sort...only if I read Hebrew.
The tree from the Lion King I believe.
Eggplant graffiti.
Politicians? Local TV news crew? Who knows, but they were sure damn loud.
Ironic
Mr. and Mrs. Popular
The graffiti here is just so damn mind boggling
Get that three headed monster boys!
Climb up and touch it...I dare you
So a crow and an elephant have sex....
The famous Sheinkin street, home of the Sheinkin market. No market pictures available I was too busy blowing my money
A game of find the cat in the trash
So the sunsets on Tel-Aviv
and the moon comes out!

To My East Coastians:

I was very excited to sit down and brag away about the gorgeous weather we are having over here in Kiriat Ata, Israel....the bright sunny days, the gorgeous nights you can walk around in a t-shirt and be comfortable, the anti-East Coast weather if you will...but then I checked weather.com and had those bragging rights stripped away from me.

An Israeli winter consists of temperatures in high 60's and an occasional rain storm -- paradise compared to Northern, Virginia-- but now I see you all are having 70 degree sunny days! WTF is that?

You are supposed to be ankle deep in snow, shielding your faces from the brutal wind, and avoiding the rain; not rocking shorts and getting your tan on.

BUT OH WELL...

The first nine days adjusting to life in Israel have been quite an adventure. Becoming accustomed to life in a foreign country is an on-going process; one that requires patience, an itch to learn, and a ability to not just step, but leap out of your comfort zone...and sometimes fall flat on your face, but get up and go at it again.   

Not everything in Israel is foreign
Using shekels instead of dollars, eating fruit AND vegetables in the same day, reverting back to a dorm lifestyle, hitchhiking, and being 'OK' with soccer being referred to as football are just a few of the daily learning curves -- but I wouldn't trade this time of my life for anything.

Why would I?

For the first time in my life I'm that good looking foreign kid with an accent, not the one wondering what the hell the girls are thinking. All those British kids who move to the USA for a "college education" are way smarter than we ever give them credit for.

But I digress.

Tomorrow is the first day of Hebrew classes, and as you can imagine I'm in the beginners class, "Alef All-Stars." Soon I will be able to count from 1-10, write my name, and even recite the alphabet in Hebrew....not shortly after I'll be reading books, writing thesis papers, and giving speeches in Hebrew, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. SO, Let the frustration begin but more importantly let the learning continue! 

I hope everything is fantastic with each and every one of you all back in the good old US of A or wherever in this big wide world you just may be; but it's a school night, so some beauty rest is needed...as we say in Israel, Laila Tov!

Sean

Hannah, the queen of all the Kibbutz dogs