Monday, December 5, 2011

Tebow Be Thy Name

I'm like you, you and I we're pretty similar I'd bet. You like football, a good beer -- with no lite in the title -- Russell Crowe movies, and Tim Tebow.

Wait? You DON'T like Tim Tebow? Get out of town you're the only one I know.

You say there's a lot of football minded people across America who do not like Tebow?

The way he plays? His relationship with the media? Because he Gator chomped your Buckeyes?

Tebow found his way into the MVP talk
What a shame. I like Tim Tebow, actually I'm infatuated with the man. Peter, Paul, and Tebow.The Father the Son and the Holy Tebow. You get the point...

Tebow has won a title on both the high school and college levels, and while the Super Bowl is still  three months away it may not be a stretch for the son of a preacher to be a champion in the NFL as well.

After starting 1-4 Denver cut ways with Kyle Orton and handed the reins over to Tebow, who eight weeks later has the Broncos at 7-5 and in first place atop the AFC West. A feat that nearly every NFL expert on every network deemed impossible.

Tebow recorded a 149.3 QB rating vs. Minnesota
All the stat crunchers out there who cannot get by the fact he won't put up Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers numbers received a shock after a a 149.3 QB rating against Minnesota, a season and career best.

Tebow has surpassed the 100 QB rating three times this season, and the 90 mark twice. He'll never surpass the passing marks John Elway holds, but like the Broncos current Team President, Tebow will be in the MVP talk.

Too soon? He won't win it, don't sweat, a man up in Wisconsin will, but he will be talked about and that in itself is a win.

Tebow has 10 passing tds and one interception, an 87.9 QB rating, and 468 rush yards but most importantly he has six wins and only one loss.

A winner both on and off the field, I'll take it.

You may hate his opinions and religious discussion Kurt Warner, but I'll take that over some of the other jail birds in the league. In Week 13 -- Erik Walden of the Green Bay Packers and Ronaldo McClain of the Oakland Raiders -- were starting for their respective teams the same week they were arrested on different types of assault charges. Stupendous! Where's the NFL arrest free clock at?

I'll take a Bible toting Christian over a gun toting alleged woman abuser.

Just saying.

You're free to keep on hating, it's your right. I however will keep on cheering and rooting for the guy who plays quarterback like a linebacker and after Jacksonville fans suffered through Monday Night Football I'd bet they wish they were cheering on Tebow instead of Gabbert.

I would bet Indianapolis fans would rather have Tebow instead of Orlovsky or Painter or whoever, or the Washington faithful instead of Grossman, what about Chicago right about now instead of Hanie or maybe Seattle to team up with Marshawn Lynch double the power!

Denver took Tebow on, they changed their playbook to adapt to his strengths, the defense has stepped up time and again, and with four weeks left the rush to the postseason is on.

The haters will hate and the fans will cheer, but if Tebow continues on this path of righteousness against Chicago Bears as the favorites at home this Sunday -- the cheers will drown out the non believers -- and Tebow will be one step closer to redemption in a home playoff game.


Ask and you shall receive. 



Sean Youngberg
Sports Writer and awesome owner of this blog

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Thursday, November 17, 2011

The Avett Brothers

Two days ago I saw The Avett Brothers perform down at Virginia Tech -- it was my second time having the privilege to see these guys put on a monstrous performance. Non-stop kick ass country/rock/folk music for nearly two hours. It was my second time in the last year catching their show, but the first time I got to hear Head Full of Doubt / Road Full of Promise...I feel obligated to share it here with you...that is only if you enjoy really fantastic music.

Penn State University: A Public Relations Perspective

     It has been nearly two weeks since the allegations levied against Penn State University first came flooding through televisions, Twitters, and smart phones across America. Two weeks of nauseating sexual abuse allegations, cover ups, student riots, firings, and just when it seems we’ve heard it all something new seems to pop its ugly head in a media firestorm. For two weeks we’ve been bombarded with the Penn State scandal and it is times like these in which Public Relations may just be more necessary than ever

     Unfortunately it is commonly misunderstood that Public Relations is a profession which people, companies and organizations use when they need to cover up their wrong doings and mistakes. Essentially to a great many people Public Relations is code for “clean up my mess!” That is not what Public Relations is or should be.

     With the luxury of hindsight it is simple to say that Penn State should have contacted local law enforcement, should have fired Coach Sandusky and banned him for life, should have, could have, would have – none of these happened and now a once prestigious university (it goes way beyond football) will have to suffer for years before their name can begin to shine brightly once again. While they may never re-achieve their once legendary status as one of America’s premier universities – with the help of Public Relations, Penn State University can climb back toward the top.

     Let us not forget that in 2006 three Lacrossee players at Duke University were falsely accused of raping an African American stripper. The university, faced with a rape and hate crime scandal was rightfully scared for their public image and reprecussions that may come. However the University jumped the gun, forcing head coach Mike Pressler to resign, ousting the three players, and disbanded the rest of the Duke Lacrossee season, depsite nothing more than accusations. Duke University faced Black Panther Protests, vandalism, threatening letters and hate mail, and more during a year long media bombardment. The three players were later found innocent, but the reputation and credibility of the University took a major hit. Although the years since have seen Duke restore itself back to national fame and reputation, it would not have been without possible with an administration admitting wrongdoing and apologizing, NCAA Championships in Mens basketball, and a refocused commitment to focus on student and faculty accomplishments. Duke has been able to restore their brand, and although three Lacrossee players wrongfully accused of rape is leaps and bounds less than a full blown univeristy sex scandal -- Penn State will be able to restore their brand one day.

Four steps toward recovery for Penn State University…

1) Take care of the next generation of abused children by reallocating a portion of the 88 million dollars raised by the football team every season. It is one thing to donate money to a charity in Penn State's name -- it's another to help educate the next generation of caretakers. Revamp the Psychology and Medical departments to put a focus on Children's psychology and Counselors for abused children. An influx of students coming to Penn State to study children's psychology would show the world, that Penn State is not only interested in helping out Sandusky's victims -- but all child victims. An influx in students and finances will help reboost the university.


2)  A new coaching era must begin in Penn State. Interim head coach Tom Bradley and his entire staff must go. A serious, responsible, accountable new head coach, with a new staff a must be found. Bradley has not been accused of any charges – but the man served under Joe Paterno for thirty years – guilty or not, his association with the legendary head coach is too much for the university to burden. Let’s not forget that there is still a Paterno on staff – son of Joe Pa, Jay is the quarterbacks coach. It is not the time, nor will it be any time soon, to have the ‘Paterno’ name in limelight.





Former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky is charged with sexually abusing eight boys from 1994 to 2009.
Jerry Sandusky. Photo courtesy of SI
3)  Graciously accept the sanctions handed down by the NCAA. It is yet to be seen when the NCAA will convene and what they will do – but if the University of Southern California is not bowl eligible for 5 years because of the Reggie Bush scandal, and Ohio State faced heavy punishments for some free shoes and tattoos – we will most likely see an unprecedented probation in University Park, Pennsylvania. Use those years to rebuild your University’s reputation, create an abused children foundation, reach out to the community, and not just focus on reestablishing the football program.

4) Rewrite the mission statement. The current Penn State mission statement is four elongated sentences totaling 157 words in length. This needs to be changed to read, “to protect and help our students grow intellectually and become positive contributing members to society” OR “To protect, educate, and assist the youth and future of America, today” OR “To ensure the highest levels of education, protection, and opportunities to succeed in and beyond the classroom.”

 A new mission statement must mention it is their GOAL to protect our youth. Regardless of the wording, it is pivotal that Penn State shows us all they understand where they failed, and what is truly important; providing an environment that ensures safety and all educational opportunities to succeed.

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     Journalist Robert Brault once said, “One of life's regrets is that you didn't always tell the truth, and now it's too late, because the truth has changed.” Penn State University had their chance in 1998, and again in 2002 to confront this uncomfortable truth but they failed miserably and now they must pay the price that comes with their unfortunate lack of judgment. Remember that telling the truth, confronting an uncomfortable reality, and doing what is right – will always be better than covering up a lie – no matter the severity.





Friday, November 4, 2011

I Don't Care How You Take Your Coffee

The life and times of a recent college graduate as he makes the leap into the world of Public Relations. Written by Sean Alan Youngberg

     As I walked off the stage at James Madison University with a diploma in my hand, I knew it was official. My glory days were over. I went from being a big fish in a small pond – to a tiny fish, in an enormous ocean swimming with great opportunity and daunting competition.

     No longer could I stroll across campus and have people shout “Hey Sean!” or “My man, how you doing?” As I prepared to step out into ‘the real world’ I was afraid those familiar calls would soon become “Hey new kid!” and “Buddy, where’s my coffee?” That’s why when searching for a job; I made it my top priority to find a place to work, which was mutually beneficial to the company and me. I needed an opportunity where my participation and hard work were not just for a paycheck – but also to become successful, to grow intellectually, and to have that company grow in return. Megale Public Relations was that place.

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Saturday, October 29, 2011

NFL Week 8: If I Were a Betting Man...

There is something quite absurd to me when it comes to gambling on professional sports. Where is the sense in losing my hard earned money on a game in which I have no control?

I can justify betting on a game of Risk -- especially if I get Kamchatka -- or a pick up game of hoops, because I know the odds are in my favor with the ball in my hands. How can I justify throwing down cash when the ball is in Tom Brady's hands, or even worse Curtis Painter's! Yet every Sunday night I'm scratching my head or bombarding my friends with gloating texts depending on how well Houston man-handles Tennessee or Baltimore inexplicably losing to the basement dwelling Jaguars.

Regardless I will put my dollars down in hopes of hitting it big because it's another week full of action, gladiator sized men shortening their odds of living past 60, and scoreboard operators keeping up with touchdown's coming from every which direction. Without further adieu here are my picks for week 8 in the NFL.

Week 7 results: 10/13 -- misses: SD over NYJ, Detroit over Atlanta, and like 100% of Americans Baltimore over Jacksonville.

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WEEK 8 Picks:
1:00 Games

Arizona @ Baltimore: There is no way that Ray Lewis doesn't have his defense ready to go against an atrocious Arizona offense -- but can Joe Flacco and Cam Cameron jump start an offense that didn't record its first, first down until 5:20 left in the third quarter?? You betchya.

Baltimore 28-10
Newton should have a big Sunday against Minnesota


Minnesota @ Carolina: Christian Ponder came up huge in his professional debut, making Aaron Rodgers and the Packers sweat out a victory for the first time this year. Ponder is talented but he's the QB of the future, not today. Minnesota has historically struggled against Carolina, I'm looking for Cam Newton and that high powered offense to have some fun against the NFL's most lackluster secondary.

Carolina 28 - 24

Jacksonville @ Houston: Can Jacksonville keep up their winning ways after a Monday night win over Baltimore? Doubtful. Arian Foster pulled a hat trick against Tennessee last weekend in what was Houston's most decisive victory this season. The Texans offense is of Cadillac caliber compared to Jacksonville which runs more like a hand me down moped.

Houston 35 - 17

Miami @ New York Giants: Miami sucks (and not just for Luck) they are giving up more fantasy points to quarterbacks than any other team. Coming off a bye week with a healthy backfield Eli Manning is poised for another big week. Despite any guarantees Brandon Marshall is making Big Blue will keep Miami winless.

NYG 27-13

New Orleans @ St. Louis: New Orleans scored 62 points last week. St. Louis gave up 253 rushing yards to Dallas rookie DeMarco Murray. The Saints are very talented in all facets of the game, the Rams are the exact opposite.

New Orleans 101-0....ok ok, how about 45-14

Indianapolis @ Tennessee: The AFC South is statistically the worst division in football (a combined 9-18) through the first seven weeks. If there was ever a chance for Chris Johnson to bounce back into elite form this is the showdown. I would like to pick the Colts bouncing back in the upset, but I would also like a personal masseuse -- at least we can always keep dreaming!

Tennessee 23-13

4:00 Games

Washington @ Buffalo: The Bills have allowed the fewest sacks (7) through the first seven weeks, while the Redskins have more sacks (21) than any other franchise -- and something will have to give this Sunday in Toronto....yes, they're playing a professional game in CANADA. Washington is not made to play in a shootout which doesn't bode well in a game against one of the leagues top offensive attacks.

Buffalo 35-19


Detroit @ Denver:  Are you Tebowing? In his first game at home Tim Tebow will have quite a challenge against a hungry Detroit team coming off back-to-back losses for the first time since last season. If Denver falls behind a Calvin Johnson led offense early, don't look for any replays of last weeks miracle comeback. Detroit gets back in the win column.


Detroit 27-17

New England @ Pittsburgh:  A showdown of perennial AFC powerhouses has all the makings of another classic showdown. Pittsburgh has become a pass first team in recent years, and they'll need to keep it that way to keep up with Tom Brady, who has 16 touchdown passes through six games. Look for the Patriots to all but abandon the running game against that stingy Steelers-D and use Wes Welker and pick-a-tight end in the short throwing attack. Pittsburgh has struggled by their own standards this season, and despite home field advantage I like the Pats by just a little to hit the road and put another tally mark in the win column.


New England 31-29

Cincinnati @ Seattle: In a game that 1% of NFL fans care about the surprisingly successful Bengals head out West to take on the Charlie Whitehurst led Seahawks. Plain and simple if Seattle could only muster three points against Cleveland last week how well can you expect them to do against the leagues fourth ranked defense? 


Cincinnati 17-9

Cleveland @ San Francisco: Two weeks removed from the games most notorious post-game handshake, and one week off a by the resurgent 49ers are poised to keep things rolling. Cleveland couldn't get into the end zone last weekend against Seattle -- this week they get a defense yet to give up a rushing score all season. It is all up to Colt McCoy here, and that should all but sum this one up.

San Francisco: 24-10

Sunday Night Showdown

Dallas @ Philadelphia: The "Dream Team" or the "All-Hype Team" depends on how you look at it, but the bad blood between these two historic franchises hasn't gotten any friendlier with Rob Ryan and DeSean Jackson sparring words at one another all week. The Eagles are once again in a must win situation and will look to their hot secondary that picked off Rex Grossman four times before they had a bye week to keep them in this game-- and they'll get plenty of chances with Tony Romo throwing the rock around. I like Philly's chances to keep their season alive, at least for another week.

Philadelphia 27-23

Monday Night Football

San Diego @ Kansas City: Todd Haley hasn't shaved since the Chiefs slipped by the Vikings back in week 4 -- the pay off -- three straight victories. With a win over the shockingly sluggish San Diego Chargers and the Chiefs find themselves in a tie for first in the AFC West. I like the Chiefs to use the Arrowhead advantage and continue on the right track.

KC 26-17




Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Good Old American Soil

After eight months abroad, I am back and getting settled in the good old U.S.A. Six months in Israel -- five living at Kibbutz Romat Yochanan -- two traveling to twelve different European countries. What one learns while living in a place like Israel is almost incomprehensible in words; and don't even get me started about living alone for two months in Europe, I don't even know where to begin with the overly interesting people I met!
A rare moment in time I am totally cool. 


Whether it was sipping -- or chugging -- the world's best beer in Munich, Germany, 'Augistiner,' or throwing back Polish Vodka after dinner like all good Poles do; setting foot through six different concentration camps to the oldest active royal palace in the world (Stockholm Palace) there wasn't a stop along the way I wouldn't miss  if I had to re-do the trip!

But what do you need to care about MY personal growth and development? You're wondering and excited about why I got this blog going up again EY? Well I was recently hired by Megale PR in Washington, D.C. and New York City as an accountant executive/social media blogger/ and researcher so I decided it was time to put that B.A. of Journalism to use and start some writings!

The beauty of Prague at noon
 This blog is active and I hope to provide some good shorts, stories, blurbs, whatever to you as the fall weeks turn into winter folks. Your comments, criticism, and critiques are always welcome to SAYoungberg@Gmail.com, find me on Twitter at @SeanYoungberg or comment below.

May each day be good to you, to quote Henry David Throeau, "I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours."


Amsterdam. Every day requires your game face.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Happy Father's Day 'Old' Man

Don't quote me on this; but, I do believe this is the first father's day that I haven't spent with my dad in twenty-three years.

Maybe it's the second or third...well regardless as my dad would say this is my story I'm not going to let facts get in the way.

It's not the mere fact I'm not hanging out with Big Al today, or the fact I'm 6,000 miles away on another continent -- it's strange for me to realize I haven't seen him or a any of my family in over four months! 

People constantly ask me "Don't you miss your family?" to which I stare blankly for a little and then try to muster up a non-sarcastic response or roll my eyes. OF COURSE I miss my family, when you've been as blessed as I have, a day doesn't go by when you don't think about your mom and dad, your uber cool sister, or your two dogs which are totally cuter and more kick ass then your dogs.

I'm out exploring the a small part of the world these days not to run away from home, hide from some past demons, avoid the FBI (maybe the CIA) but not the FBI, or anything of that nature. I'm here because my parents have always taught me to follow my heart -- sure you'll fuck up at times and succeed beyond your wildest imagination at others -- but follow your heart, do what you believe is right.

Here I am with their blessing. I'm sure they'd like to have me home, cook me dinner -- or take me out to sushi, but we've had plenty of that and while who knows what the future holds -- I believe there will be plenty more of that to come.

For now while my knees are still in tact, my heart still burning with a passion to explore, and my wallet above the red I'll be out here -- maybe Israel -- maybe Europe or Austrlia, but definitely not Canada or Egypt.

Today my dad will be enjoying a cigar or two at Smith Mountain Lake, playing backgammon, and quenching his thirst with some beers -- or, unfortunately more likely a Mike's Hard Lemonade.  I'll be in Kiryat-Ata, Israel enjoying a shakshouka dinner and a Sunday evening yoga class.

So a happy father's day to you pops, lord knows -- and more importantly your kids know you deserve it to be a relaxing one-- please drink your fruity drinks responsibly, and although you won't let's try to keep the jokes somewhat appropriate today.

Screw it, if it makes people laugh it's funny.


While I continue my adventures here, I'd like to send a congratulations to my cousin Danny who is enjoying a wild adventure of his own; his first father's day with his less then a week old baby Emily Claire Crincoli who came into this world on June 15th.



However with the good unfortunately comes the sad, because today my Uncle Bill will experience his first father's day without his baby boy Dalton who passed away last August after a six year battle with Ewings-Sarcoma cancer. Not a day goes by we don't remember Dalton, but I can't imagine today not hurting just a little bit more. Can you?


How wild the spectrum of emotions one day can create. 



"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years."

Friday, June 10, 2011

הרדיות החבר הכי טוב שלי

לכל איש בעולם יש מתנה מיוחדת שהוא זוכר שהוא קיבל - אופנים, מכונית, אולי כלב או שרשרת יפה. כשהייתי יליד בן עשר אמא שלי קנתה לי רדיו חדש

הרדיו החדש היה המתנה הטובה ביותר והחקובה ביותר שקיבלתי. כל לילה ישבתי על המיתה שלי וההקשבתי למוזיקה

אחרי שקיבלתי את הרדיו חדש החיים שלי השתנו לנצח. ידעתי שהמוזיקה תמיד שהמןזיקה תמיד תהיה חשובה בשבילי
 
כשהייתי בן שלוש עשרה התחלתי לעבוד כ.ד'.ג'. במשך עשר השנים האחרונות עבדתי כ.ד'.ג'. בהתחלה עבדתי רק במסבות יום הולדת -- זה היה טוב אבל זא לא היה מצויין -- לאט לאט השתפתי והתחלתי לעבוד במסיבות גדולות

עבדתי מסיבות היו שלושת אלפים איש -- זה היה מצויין

בגיל שמונה עשרה התחלתי לעבוד כשדרן רדיו. בתוכניות ספורט, חדשות, ומוזיקה. מגיל צעיר ידעתי שזה מה שאני רוצה לעשות כשאהייה גדול

החלום שלי להיות שדרן רדיו בעיר גדול. כמו לוס אנג'לס, נו יורק, וושינגטון , אולי תל-אביבת וושינגטון

אני רוצה להיות שדרן ברדיו כי אני אוהב לדבר, לדבר, ולשוחח עם אנשים. בשביל ליהיות שדרן רדיו אתה צריף
ליהיות מעניין, מצחיף, ואינתיליגנט. יש לי את בל התבונות האלה

כולם אוהבים לשמוע רדיו. בעבודה, במכונית, בבית, גם בבריכה. אני רוצה להיות האיש שכןלם מקשבים לו

כשאמא שלי קנתה לי את הרדיו חדש היא לא ידעת שזה שני לי את החיים

שבת שלום חברים שלי
שון יונגברג


Nothing like some ice cream after a long summer days hike in Israel

Israeli du-rags; please do not even attempt to get on our level you may get hurt.
Southern Virginia or Northern Israel?


Sunday, May 8, 2011

A Message from 'Young-Money'

Hello Students!  
Hola estudiantes
Привет студенты!   
こんにちは学生 
안녕하세요 학생!
!שלום תלמידים 


To Ms. Skiffington's finest students, 

My, my it’s been quite some time since we’ve last seen one another – I hope this letter finds you all doing extremely well, enjoying school, working hard, and being super kind to your fabulous teachers and lunch ladies.

It has been three months since I left the comforts of being the coolest substitute teacher at Westfield High School and headed 6,000 miles East, to Kiryat Ata, Israel (Key-ree-at, At-ah) to once again become a student.


I came to Israel knowing almost no Hebrew; I couldn’t count to ten, I wasn’t sure how to ask for directions or order a pizza, and I could not read the language at all, not a single word. To say I was lost when I first got here is an understatement.

I literally got lost riding the buses from Tel Aviv to Kiryat Ata and ended up lugging my luggage around a small neighborhood on a dark, cold, and rainy night. Great symbolism huh??

Tired, wet, and scared it seemed hopeless. I kept asking myself, WHY would I come here? Was taking on this challenge worth it? I mean COME ON! Most of this world speaks English anyway, I don’t need to learn another language. Right?

WRONG!
 

A fruit vendor named Eli who spoke English, Hebrew, and Arabic saved me that fateful night. Seeing I was hungry and lost he gave me an orange, called me a taxi, and let me know if I could get through being this lost on my first night in a foreign country, it could only get better. Just like that everything was fine once again. I was ready to try my hand at living in a foreign land.

BUT WHY did I want to do this? Many people at home called me crazy, there are people who still say I’m crazy, and if I remember correctly some of you all even told me I was crazy!

I came here because I wanted to challenge myself, to see first hand what this amazing world has to offer, and truly experience how different it really is to jump out of your comfort zone and place yourself in a foreign country, with no idea what lies ahead. 

Yup, you’re all right, I am crazy.

Believe it or not, when I was deciding if I should pursue teaching or go on this trip – it was talking with many of you that gave me the confidence to give it a shot.

Your advice on how to go about learning a foreign language, the importance of being patient. that it’s not only the classroom where you will learn; but the stores, restaurants, and listening to people on the streets which are just as important. The personal stories of hardship and triumph you shared with me, and your patience as I tried to learn words in your native tongue proved to me that this would all be worth it.
 
So to you all I say thank you!

It has been an astonishing adventure thus far and I wanted to take a few moments, and fill you all in on some of it.

I live up in northern Israel in a place called Kibbutz Romat Yohanan, twenty minutes north of the famous port city Haifa. A kibbutz is a self sufficient community, which is ran collectively and dedicated to the principle that production work and domestic work are of equal value. Simply put, it is a community where everyone works together for the good of the Kibbutz – everyone here is considered equal, and everyone is paid the same amount despite whatever your job may be. The Kibbutz president earns the same amount as the person who washes the dinner dishes!! 

We have our own dining hall, laundry mat, hair salon, gasoline station, super market and a farm chock full with cows, chickens, horses and peacocks. There are Fish ponds and enormous fruit fields. There’s a plastics factory that distributes plastic and PVC goods across the world. A nursing home for the elderly and schools for all ages, babies up to high school. Safe to say, we have everything we need to be a self sustaining community right here. 

There are just over 800 people who live on the Kibbutz -- a collection of people both born here in Israel and immigrants from all over the world. 

I live with 44 other people who are all in the same work-study program with me. You want to talk about diversity? The 44 people I live with represent thirteen countries and speak seven different languages. 
The ladies and gentlemen I live with come from; Argentina, Columbia, Venezuela, France, England, The United States of America, Canada, Japan, South Africa, Russia, Bulgaria, Australia, and Ukraine.   
Until I came here I never sat a dinner table where I asked for the salt in Spanish, the ketchup in Russian, and the bread in Japanese. How crazy it is!

A typical week here consists of going to class for three days, and working the other three. When I’m not busy learning how to read and write Hebrew, I spend my my time working as a cook. It is quite a challenge cooking for 44 people of all different ethnicities – but I promise you this, the American Classic, Sloppy Joe is well received by every nation – and no one can say no to a chocolate cake, trust me. 

Cooking for the masses and talking to thirteen other nationalities is just one of the many daily challenges.

As many of you forewarned me there would be numerous challenges and uncomfortable situations that come with moving over to a foreign land. Thanks for the heads up, but I do believe it’s safe to say that one can never be fully prepared to confront all of the situations that present themselves.

Luckily though, despite my first night being lost – and the few other times I’ve ended up somewhere I wasn’t supposed to – most of my troubles have been humorous, or at least great learning experiences :)

Because a kosher diet restricts meat and cheese together you have to search long and hard here for a Pizza Hut Meat Lovers pizza – instead I usually find my topping options to be corn, olives, mushrooms, or tomato and onions (gross). And good luck if you want to eat a cheeseburger :( 


Weekends here begin Friday afternoon and end Saturday night -- only 1.5 days -- not a full 2 days like in America. 

Israel ranks top ten in the world for cigarette smokers per ca pita. It is not uncommon to sit next to a cigarette smoker anywhere in this land, and it’s not uncommon to see kids as young as 15 smoking -- gross!

A french-fries vending machine, don't see those in the states!
My grasp on the Hebrew language is still in the beginning stages, so it’s always awkward/funny when a young child or elderly adult on the streets ask me a simple question and then looks into my eyes and says. “OH you’re American.” This happens less frequently now as my Hebrew is getting better!

Because fruits and vegetables are grown right here on the kibbutz, I have the luxury of getting to eat fresh fruits and vegetables with every meal. A much-welcomed turn of events from my old eating habits of Oreo's and Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwich.

Sports over here are no where near as important as they are in the USA – that is, other than soccer. Like most countries (other then America) soccer is the king sport. It’s always on TV and dominates the local newspaper, so if you don’t like soccer you are fresh out of luck.


Hebrew reads from right to left, unlike English. 

We have no Starbucks but we do have Dominoes Pizza and McDonald's -- although neither is as fatty or delicious as the American version, I don’t have a car so I take public transportation everywhere -- taxis, trains, buses and even occasionally I hitch hike. We use Shekels instead of dollars, I live with people who are getting ready to join the Israeli Army instead of continue their travels or find a job after our time here is up, Coca-Cola uses real sugar and is served in a glass bottle, dogs and cats run freely all over Israel, there are security checks before you go into any establishment, and despite what you may read or hear in the news I have never once not felt unsafe at any point anywhere in this country. 

Heck, I could list off the differences and challenges I face over here but I won’t – you all are very much aware of what it’s like to be in a new country, and living each day not truly knowing what to expect! 

My respect for each and every one of you is higher then it’s ever been, I always "knew" it was difficult adjusting to life in a new country; but, now I KNOW the difficulties and challenges it entails. I hope you will all continue to strive toward greatness both at Westfield High School and beyond, and know that you will all reach great heights as long as you never stop striving to keep learning!

As for me I’m not sure what I’ll be doing after my travels in Israel come to an end; maybe I’ll be off to Asia or Europe, I hear Nepal is gorgeous, South America has always intrigued me and there is much to see in South Africa. Maybe I’ll just roam around Rome or head on home to the good ole U.S.A. I’ve taken your advice before, I would be much obliged to take it again! Let me know if you have any suggestions on where to go, or if you have any questions about anything I could help answer, it would be my privilege. Send me an e-mail at SAYoungberg@gmail.com if you have suggestions or questions!

Your friend,

Sean...I mean Mr. Youngberg....I mean Young $ Money.





 

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Shalom Shaaaalom

Why hello there! Oh I'm doing fine, yourself? Everything here Israeli good. Yes, yes I know it has been quite some time since we've last blogged with one another. Well what the heck are we waiting for? I know you can't stop wondering what's going on in the life of your favorite Jewish friend, so let's get to it!

The Bahai Gardens in Haifa
The last three weeks have been quite an adventure; trips to Jerusalem, Haifa, and Akko (Acre) are just a few different fantastic places I've taken a day trip to. There was the high holy holiday of Purim -- which was celebrated continuously over five days of partying. Twice a week I'm still taking Yoga classes, and as of last Tuesday I began military training -- yelp! Don't get all panic-attacky on me, there's no mandatory military service, just a way to get my scrawny ass in shape. I had (and passed) my first Hebrew test, and when I'm not racking my brain studying I am honing my chef skills three days a week.

And as of Monday I'm in first place in the ATO NCAA March Madness bracket -- it won't last much longer, thank you very much Notre Dame and Pittsburgh -- but it's nice to be months removed from the last college basketball game I've seen and be beating all you suckers. 

Three weeks back our Ulpan took a day trip to Yad Vashem -- the national Holocaust memorial here in Israel. For anyone of any faith it is a place to come and visit. It is an incredibly moving and emotionally draining experience -- but the beauty of the memorial is that even through all of the countless atrocities that took place against the Jewish people, homosexuals, Gypsies, Russians, Christians, and everyone else that had their life stripped away from them in the Holocaust is that there is hope that good will over come evil. But we must never forget what happened just 70 years ago.

Alrighty then, now that we've got the not so happy update out of the way let's get to the cheerful news. I never thought there could ever be a holiday better than Halloween -- I mean free candy while dressing up in outrageous costumes and getting to be out until 10 on a school night -- come on let's get serious, that's the good life.

Purim legends: Gay biker, "Sesame Street," Groove-Shark, Hippie, and Mr. T
Than I discovered Purim in Israel and my mind exploded.

Unlike Halloween, Purim is a holiday with real meaning. The celebration that commemorates the deliverance of the Jewish people from the ancient Persian Empire from complete annihilation at the hands of Haman.

How do you celebrate Purim? Why is it THAT much better then Halloween?

Well, you get dressed up in any costume your heart desires -- but here's the catch -- instead of candy, you drink, you drink until you can't drink anymore but than when you think you've reached your limit and there's no possible way you can stomach one more Vodka and Red Bull -- you drink some more.

Here at Kibbutz Romat Yohanan we celebrated with a 70's disco theme, had a marvelous dance floor that lit up, and later in the night Elvis showed up and performed for every one (despite not being time appropriate or singing any Elvis songs, but HEY) and without getting into any hilarious or embarrassing details -- it's safe to say I was the undisputed mayor of Dunski Town.

I guess the real question is MOM why we weren't celebrating Purim when I was growing up?

As for Yoga classes, day trips, becoming a master chef, and learning Hebrew there will be more blog entries on the way. For now I leave you with this and hope that the three or four thousand of you loyal fans reading this that you find yourself in great spirits and good health.

Loveeeeeee you.

Sean

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Drum Circle Extravaganza!

One of the many perks of living on a Kibbutz Ulpan are the hands-on cultural experiences you get to be an intricate part of. Whether it's making Israeli Macaroni and Cheese, exploring the ancient Biblical landscape, learning (and failing) to flirt in a foreign language, or playing in a drum circle each day has a new curve-ball to throw at you.

SPEAKING OF DRUM CIRCLES, two Wednesdays ago the Kibbutz drum clan came to play for and with us. Here is a video for your viewing and listening 'pleasure' I would put up more videos for you but apparently the internet here is ran by a goat walking in circles and it could take weeks for another video to upload.

More updates to come soon -- as soon as I get a new camera and fix my video camera -- sigh.

Pretend I'm not the man for one second






 


לילה טוב !

שון 

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Noteworthy Turn of Events

The last time my body was in this much pain I was sitting in an emergency room with a wrist like Jell-O.

Don't worry I'm currently in one piece.

Lord knows I haven't been this high on life since I was in California...and this time it's legal.

No mom I am not doing drugs. 

I'm not sure at any point in my life I have ever been surrounded by this many beautiful women. Not even in the wildest of unspeakable dreams.

Sigh.

That's right ya'll, I'm taking Yoga classes.

And nope, I can't even use the excuse that I'm doing it for a girl.

Ever since I set the Virginia Run Elementary School "record" for most pathetic sit and reach score (-3) it has been a personal goal to one day be able to touch my toes. Dream big.

When I packed my bags and moved over to Israel a few weeks back I took it upon myself to 'go all out' each day, to take full advantage of all this world has to offer, even if that means twisting my body into a pretzel and pulling muscles I didn't know existed until last night. 

I understand that yoga is no new phenomenon and yes, I could have stayed in Centreville and taken Yoga classes, but they wouldn't have been in Hebrew would they?!

For 250 shekels I'll be joining Madam Orli and her magical world of Yoga twice a week in hopes to obtain one dream, while living out another.

Now if you'll excuse me I must continue my formation into a middle aged woman and head to my weekly Jewish dance lessons.

אהבה, שון

Thursday, February 24, 2011

So a South African walks into a bar...

One of the many "joys" when you live in close quarters with 45 people from 18 countries speaking eight different languages are the many fascinating cultural lessons you get each and every day.

For instance Russians don't shower daily, British people still hold a disdain for Americans, and the Spanish spoke in Argentina is quite different from the Spanish spoken in Venezuela and Cuba.

But maybe least importantly people from South Africa find these videos fascinating....and so do I. btei'avon!

Life is Life by Laibach 

The South African Vanilla Ice

תיהנו!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

A Day in Tel-Aviv

With a few days of freedom on my hands before work and class get rolling into full gear, it was time for an adventure to explore this wonderful country. But where to go....where to go...how about a day exploring the New York City of Israel, off to experience the city of Tel-Aviv! 
 
McDonald's: The official hangover breakfast wherever in the world you are.    

 
Tel-Aviv skyscrapers

A memorial statue of some sort...only if I read Hebrew.
The tree from the Lion King I believe.
Eggplant graffiti.
Politicians? Local TV news crew? Who knows, but they were sure damn loud.
Ironic
Mr. and Mrs. Popular
The graffiti here is just so damn mind boggling
Get that three headed monster boys!
Climb up and touch it...I dare you
So a crow and an elephant have sex....
The famous Sheinkin street, home of the Sheinkin market. No market pictures available I was too busy blowing my money
A game of find the cat in the trash
So the sunsets on Tel-Aviv
and the moon comes out!

To My East Coastians:

I was very excited to sit down and brag away about the gorgeous weather we are having over here in Kiriat Ata, Israel....the bright sunny days, the gorgeous nights you can walk around in a t-shirt and be comfortable, the anti-East Coast weather if you will...but then I checked weather.com and had those bragging rights stripped away from me.

An Israeli winter consists of temperatures in high 60's and an occasional rain storm -- paradise compared to Northern, Virginia-- but now I see you all are having 70 degree sunny days! WTF is that?

You are supposed to be ankle deep in snow, shielding your faces from the brutal wind, and avoiding the rain; not rocking shorts and getting your tan on.

BUT OH WELL...

The first nine days adjusting to life in Israel have been quite an adventure. Becoming accustomed to life in a foreign country is an on-going process; one that requires patience, an itch to learn, and a ability to not just step, but leap out of your comfort zone...and sometimes fall flat on your face, but get up and go at it again.   

Not everything in Israel is foreign
Using shekels instead of dollars, eating fruit AND vegetables in the same day, reverting back to a dorm lifestyle, hitchhiking, and being 'OK' with soccer being referred to as football are just a few of the daily learning curves -- but I wouldn't trade this time of my life for anything.

Why would I?

For the first time in my life I'm that good looking foreign kid with an accent, not the one wondering what the hell the girls are thinking. All those British kids who move to the USA for a "college education" are way smarter than we ever give them credit for.

But I digress.

Tomorrow is the first day of Hebrew classes, and as you can imagine I'm in the beginners class, "Alef All-Stars." Soon I will be able to count from 1-10, write my name, and even recite the alphabet in Hebrew....not shortly after I'll be reading books, writing thesis papers, and giving speeches in Hebrew, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. SO, Let the frustration begin but more importantly let the learning continue! 

I hope everything is fantastic with each and every one of you all back in the good old US of A or wherever in this big wide world you just may be; but it's a school night, so some beauty rest is needed...as we say in Israel, Laila Tov!

Sean

Hannah, the queen of all the Kibbutz dogs




Sunday, February 13, 2011

First Round of Pictures

Whether you're an award winning photographer or a teenage girl looking to have the coolest Facebook in town, there may be no better place in the world to collect amazing photographs than Israel. Not saying the following pictures are anything astonishing, but when you can just aim your camera, snap and come away with a breathtaking photo -- that's what's up!

Here's the first round of photos, just a few shots of life on Kibbutz Romat Yohanan.

Ewan McGregor in Germany ladies and gentlemen
Entrance to our very own bomb shelter!
Don't fret, we haven't had to use it in a few hours.



The citrus fruit fields at Romat Yohanan
Farm land out here is gorgeous I would say.
Yup! Kibbutz life is THIS self efficient.
Our very own gas station.
Got Milk?
American pride in the Holy Land
No bomb shelter is complete without a ping-pong table. 

One of our many Israeli dogs -- Hannah